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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either

masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz.."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide
for themselves whether " computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that " computer " should definitely be of the feminine gender (" la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Date: 2010-11-19 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inga-murina.livejournal.com
Здравствуйте Елена!

Мы Инга & Марк, живем в Мельбурне второе поконения иммигрантов очень пытаемся общаться и сохранить культуру россии в нашей семье. Будете ли добры добавить нас в ваши друзья. С уважением.

Date: 2010-11-19 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onanim.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)
Насколько я ничего не помню, "la computadora" - это латиноамериканский мексиканизм, а на истинном европейском castellano он должен называться "el ordenador".

Date: 2010-11-19 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marinja.livejournal.com

Вот тебе Ленка совсем делать нечего ;)

Ты лучше посоветуй какие книжки на русском почитать из последнего, ну и фильмы посмотреть ;)

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