vselenka: (Default)
ТОлько что из кино, реинкарнации Чужих, Prometheus называется. Вот не зря я их не смотрела в оригинале :) Но постинг не о том..
Вы любите предкиношную рекламу? Я очень! Вот такой шедевр у нас щас в прокате. Зал ржал, как кони! все даже втыкать в свои мобильники бросили :) И я даже порадовалась, что давно и с любовью покупаю их бренд, гы :))


vselenka: (Default)
ТОлько что из кино, реинкарнации Чужих, Prometheus называется. Вот не зря я их не смотрела в оригинале :) Но постинг не о том..
Вы любите предкиношную рекламу? Я очень! Вот такой шедевр у нас щас в прокате. Зал ржал, как кони! все даже втыкать в свои мобильники бросили :) И я даже порадовалась, что давно и с любовью покупаю их бренд, гы :))


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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either

masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz.."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide
for themselves whether " computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that " computer " should definitely be of the feminine gender (" la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.
vselenka: (Default)
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either

masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz.."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide
for themselves whether " computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that " computer " should definitely be of the feminine gender (" la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.
vselenka: (Default)
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either

masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz.."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide
for themselves whether " computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that " computer " should definitely be of the feminine gender (" la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.
vselenka: (Default)
i_lena мне прислала вот такой ролик. Красота какая, а?:)))

vselenka: (Default)
i_lena мне прислала вот такой ролик. Красота какая, а?:)))

vselenka: (Default)
i_lena мне прислала вот такой ролик. Красота какая, а?:)))

vselenka: (Default)
Вот товарищи :) Очень affordable, ага..



Смех, смехом, а дети вот так говорить будут, если с ними до потери пульса не заниматься (утрирую, но все же).. мы такого насмотрелись еще в Бельгии.
vselenka: (Default)
Вот товарищи :) Очень affordable, ага..



Смех, смехом, а дети вот так говорить будут, если с ними до потери пульса не заниматься (утрирую, но все же).. мы такого насмотрелись еще в Бельгии.
vselenka: (Default)
Вот товарищи :) Очень affordable, ага..



Смех, смехом, а дети вот так говорить будут, если с ними до потери пульса не заниматься (утрирую, но все же).. мы такого насмотрелись еще в Бельгии.

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